If there’s one way I want to be like my mom, it’s to be as good a cook as her. #seafood #cooking #yum
Really loving the fact that we’re staying in a “green” hotel. :) #greenarchitecture #summer #Miami #roadtrip (at Element Hotel By Westin Miami)
Pulled away to Miami because my mom doesn’t trust me alone in her house? Way to ignore my plans. #weekendwarrior #TGIF #travel #Miami #roadtrip
Fight The Power!
Happy National Masturbation Month
Catalogable NSFW
It’s so kewl when you cry and laugh at the same time. This is hilarious. I’m really lucky and happy to be alive. The chances that my dad’s sperm got up in my mom’s egg and created me is so rare. I’m seriously ecstatic about it.
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thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONgetaglimpsebeyondthisillusion:
ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION
JUST TO GET A GLANCE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION
I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHERRRRR
BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH
THOUGH MY EYES COULD SEE I STILL WAS A BLIND MAN
THOUGH MY MIND COULD THINK I STILL WAS A MAD MAN
I HEAR THE VOICES WHEN I’M DREAMIIIIING
I CAN HEAR THEM SAAAAAY:
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i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
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does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
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